Rules Of Success

Number one is for all you wimps All you sissys, sasses and sips Words awfuly lame philosophical abuse Number one says Strength needs no excuse Strength needs no excuse

The rules of success They're in number four The rules of success May open the door To happiness, social progress I said your life is a mess? You need the four rules of success

Number two is for those of you historical perspectives All guilt-mongers and charlatan tractors OK, so joint was topless or the top is jointless But number two said The past is pointless The past is pointless

Oh, the rules of success They're in number four The rules of success They open the door To happiness, and social progress I said your life is a mess? You need the four rules of success

Number three serendipity Number three Speak what you believe Number three its ego arresting Just because it happens to you doesn't make it interesting Just because it happens to you doesn't make it interesting

Oh, the rules of success Well that's three For the rules of success They will open your a free door To happiness and social progress You said your soul's egress? I say your life is a mess You need the four rules of success

Number four Subtle and plastic Number four Psycho elastic (illegible) the shirt's been on Say: the things that you apologize for are the things that you want The things that you apologize for are the things that you want

Oh, the rules of success They're the one and two and three, four Called the rules of success They will open your a free door To happiness and social progress And the soul's egress I said your life is a mess You need the four rules of success

Just shut up, just shut up Just shut up, just shut up Just shut up You poor fools With these four rules The world... Your life will be blessed If you use the four rules of success I said your life if will be blessed If you use the four rules of success I said your life if will be blessed If you use the four rules of success