This Free Ride

I am on a free ride I'll be fit to be tied I don't need no kind of pride Not with me on this free ride

Near and far, far and wide Hey, your car's a great ride Alright, maybe I just lied But it's still a free ride

I am on a free ride I'll be fit to be tied And I don't need your pride Not with me on this free ride

Easy-peasy, I'm like "Dag" Cold and greasy in a paper bag Cool and breezy, chicken hard-fried Ain't nothin' easy on this frickin' free ride

I am on a free ride I'll be gone with every tide And I don't need no drive Not with me on this free ride

Aw, hey, I got nothing inside Nada nada, alas I sighed Weep for the weeper, I cried I creep like a creeper on my frickin' free ride

I am on a free ride And although I'll be fit to be tied Man, I don't need your pride Not with me on this free ride

I've been sailing on The Bounty I'm seeing Captain Bligh Crossing into the county Mutiny on this free ride

Hey, hey, I tried Oh, sorry again, I just lied I would've flown in if I could've flied But I'm just blown by the winds in my free ride

I am on a free ride I'll be gone with every tide And you don't need no kind of pride Not with me on this free ride Not if you're with me on my free ride