Agamemnon

The telephone, The telephone I have an idea Women always have ideas

Hello Here is Agamemnon Here is Agamemnon Here is Agamemnon Here is Agamemnon

Who? Wrong connection This is I am a moralist An anti-militarist I am against duels I cannot stand seeing A fly in rage I cannot look at A uniform or blood

That woman has seduced me And now I am done for That woman has seduced me And now I am done for

Darling, where shall I Hide you in a hurry? Darling, where shall I Hide you in a hurry? Darling, where shall I Hide you in a hurry? Darling, where shall I Hide you in a hurry?

Here is Agamemnon Here is Agamemnon Here is Agamemnon Here is Agamemnon

I am coming Directly from the trenches And look forward To a solemn luncheon

I am coming Directly from the trenches And look forward To a solemn luncheon

Oh my nerves I'm losing my mind Oh, my nerves I'm losing my mind

This damned telephone Spoils my favorite position now I can start now I can start now I can start now I can start writing now I can start writing now I can start writing I can start writing poetry now I can start writing Writing poetry again