My girl won’t talk to me, cause I’m not on her television
My girl won’t talk to me, cause I’m not on her television

She walks out like VistaVision
She’s so hot on the television

My girl won’t talk to me, cause I’m not on the television
One thing that I can see, I have to make a decision
My girl won’t talk to me, cause I’m not on her station

She walks out like VistaVision
She’s so hot on the television

My girl won’t talk to me, cause I’m not on her television
(Tel-e-vision)

Please don’t take it as something personal
Please look at me during the commercial

I’m, I’m wondering how you get on the TV
I’ve got, I’ve got this problem, see, I’ve got to get on the TV, man
Well, I don’t know, I’m going to find a way
Well you know what happens

My girl wants to talk to me, cos I’m on her television
My girl wants to talk to me, cos I’m on her television

Just whack off to me (on the TV)
Just whack off to me (on the TV)
Just whack off to me (on the TV)
Just whack off to me!