The telephone, The telephone
I have an idea
Women always have ideas

Hello
Here is Agamemnon
Here is Agamemnon
Here is Agamemnon
Here is Agamemnon

Who? Wrong connection
This is
I am a moralist
An anti-militarist
I am against duels
I cannot stand seeing
A fly in rage
I cannot look at
A uniform or blood

That woman has seduced me
And now I am done for
That woman has seduced me
And now I am done for

Darling, where shall I
Hide you in a hurry?
Darling, where shall I
Hide you in a hurry?
Darling, where shall I
Hide you in a hurry?
Darling, where shall I
Hide you in a hurry?

Here is Agamemnon
Here is Agamemnon
Here is Agamemnon
Here is Agamemnon

I am coming Directly from the trenches
And look forward To a solemn luncheon

I am coming Directly from the trenches
And look forward To a solemn luncheon

Oh my nerves
I’m losing my mind
Oh, my nerves
I’m losing my mind

This damned telephone
Spoils my favorite position
now I can start
now I can start
now I can start
now I can start writing
now I can start writing
now I can start writing
I can start writing poetry
now I can start writing Writing poetry again