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The Quote Of The Day:

Oh my body has been punished,
Lord I think I’ve had enough.
Oh my body has been punished,
With too much and not enough.
Oh my body has been punished,
And my mind can no longer bluff.
My mind is so unkind,
My mind is so unkind,
It keeps me crying all the time.
-From I Know It’s True But I’m Sorry To Say
-Submitted by thehappycyclops

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THIS WEEK’S TOUR DATES (NEW TOUR DATES MARKED WITH **):

March 19- 8 p.m., Lupo’s, Providence, RI (O,T,P)
(Tickets from Lupo’s are $17.50 in advance, $20 at the door)
March 20- 8 p.m., McNeil Room, RPI Fieldhouse,
Renselaer Polytechnical Institute, Troy, NY, $15 (O,P,T)
(With Hybrasil; this is an 18+ show)
March 21- Picklebarrel, Killington, VT (P,O)
March 22- Chantilly’s, Manchester, NH (P,O)

NOTA BENE: ‘O’ stands for the Official homepage
‘P’ stands for Pollstar
‘T’ stands for Ticketmaster
‘I’ stands for Insider Info
All other references are subscribers

To book a show, contact Monterey Peninsula Artists.
Serious inquiries only.

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WHO/WHERE
Going to a VF concert? Want to know if anyone
else on the list also going? Check here first!

Providence, RI
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thenewkid (Drew)
potatoe482 (Em)
jepoole (John)

Manchester, NH
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ViolntPhem (Melissa)

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ALL CORRESPONDENCE CONCERNING THIS LETTER SHOULD BE DIRECTED TO
AMUSIC
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In Today’s Issue:

ONU Tix
Question?
Come to WI
Adam and Eve
Sweatin’ to the Femmes

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La le padraic shona dhuit! Happy St. Patrick’s Day to everyone.
Paddy’s got a brand new reel today.

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A curiosly coincidental occurrance: a week after posting my bogus
story about Dennis Rodman leaving the Lakers to join the VF, Dennis
has taken an indefinite leave of absence from the team for personal
reasons. It seems he’s upset over the failure of his marriage.

Oh btw, check out the new picture on the Official Homepage!

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ONU Tix
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For tix to the ONU show in Ada Ohio 3/27/99
Call 1-419-772-1900 after 12pm central Mon-Sat
Credit cards only – tix will NOT be mailed (you get a confirmation
number to use to pick them up)
General Admission floor tickets (pit tickets) $22
Reserved seating 1st balcony $18
Reserved seating 2nd balcony $16

FYI -Venue is a gymnasium that seats approx 4500 – school enrollment
is only about 3200 (approx 1% of the 3200 are extremely rude & stupid
people who do NOT know how to put on a concert!)

ddearry

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Come to WI
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hey, i got a question…when the hell are these guys coming to wi
again…for wisconsinites, they havent been here in a while

ITSARIP441

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Question?
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So why is Guy not playing some gigs? Will he be at the April 3rd
show??? OK I NEED ANSWERS!

ANGEL34TA

-Pat. Says: Guy is playing VF gigs. Absinthe tourdates are on days
when the VF is not playing, and so he can make them all.

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Adam and Eve
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<< (to-the-side: personally I think it was Adam’s fault not
Eves. I don’t care if she picked the fruit and chit-chatted with a
serpent or not. Adam probably sent her to pick the fruit in the
first place.–enough said). >>

EVE WAS FRAMED!!!!!!
Sorry for that feminist outburst. 🙂

<< Am I the only one that reads this thing fully clothed? >>

I read AM fully clothed as well, but remember, we’re all naked under
our clothes….

Claire
Lottelita

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Sweatin’ to the Femmes
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I think that’s the best idea I’ve ever heard. Richard Simmons–
Sweatin’ to the FEMMES! I’ve even thought of some of the songs he
could use to “sweat” to:

1. Boy trouble up the Ass! (Can’t you just hear the fruity voice
singing “…hit me when I’m UP–I’m ALWAYS UP! Let’s SWEAT!
girls…..”)
2. Blister in the Sun. “When I go walkin’ I strut my stuff…GO!
STRUT! Come on, let’s STRUT! Strut your butt!! WORK IT!!”

That’s all I can come up with on the spur of the moment, does anyone
else have any other ideas?

mevans

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